A Few Grooming Tips For The Kringle-Meister

He may have an uncanny awareness of the naughtiness/niceness of millions of children, an entire staff of sub three-foot-tall toy makers and the ability to soar around the world in a single night -- but that sure doesn't mean Santa's got his grooming act together.  To that end, the Grooming Guys came up with some targeted product suggestions to make Kris Kringle a bit more handsome and his big day a bit more enjoyable:

BALLA POWDER: Wearing a heavy suit, sitting in a bumpy sleigh and sliding down a bunch of narrow chimneys is a sure-fire recipe for some major sweat and chafing in Santa's "South Pole" area.  Balla Powder to the rescue.

BLUEBEARD ORIGINAL BEARD WASH: Say Santa only eats 1 of 10 cookies that are set out for him.  That still leaves a lot of cookies and a ton o' crumbs in that big, white beard.  The jolly, fat man can keep his facial hair clean with a little Bluebeard's.

HYLEXIN EYE TREATMENT: Can you even imagine the bags sitting under St. Nick's peepers after riding around ALL night? Hylexin will help eliminate those dark circles in a jiff so when Santa returns home, Mrs. Claus is certain to wanna' be marked as "naughty."

THE MAN GROOMER: If Santa's got that much hair on his face, let's just assume he's got a mess going around the bend on his back. We're gonna' do the elves a solid here and get them out of back hair shaving duty by suggesting Santa pick up his own hair removal implement.

Ho! Ho! Ho!