
Truth is, this blog posting is going to be a blatant sales pitch from a couple semi-neurotic business owners. Not a slimy used car salesman (no offense Bill) sales pitch -- but instead -- an honest, behind-the-scenes, holy-cow, I can't believe how many kits we have in stock, thinking out loud, portrayal of our real feelings, sales pitch.
When we walked into our D.C. warehouse today, it was overflowing with Holiday Grooming Sets. Not just two or three, but dozens of different kinds of kits... each kit went at least 15-deep in its stocking. After viewing these mountains of kits and taking a few Xanax, we settled down and collectively said the following mantra:
"These kits are special. They are great deals. Men will buy them for themselves, men will buy them for other men and women will buy them for their sweeties. You can't beat these deals with a stick. These are much better than crappy ties or sweaters. "
So the bottom line is this, we've got great kits and we want people to buy them for the holidays. You won't be sorry and you'll help us sleep better at night. Check all our gift sets out here.
Do you want any undercoating with that?